I'm going to rape someone's good day.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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