That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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