that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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