Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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