Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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