we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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