so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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