yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Terrible idea I love it
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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