hell yes lets make some ravioli
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
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Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
God, I missed his penis.
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