I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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