Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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