At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
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I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just had sex on a roof
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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