I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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