We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
the day after is always just damage control
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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