So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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