I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm way too hungover for life right now
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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