dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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