some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
you never un-have a 4some
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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