Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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