no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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