IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
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I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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