Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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