I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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