We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
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I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
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I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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