I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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