I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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