I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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