doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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