Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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