You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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