their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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