dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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