I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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