I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Randomize