Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Acid is not a monday night drug
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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