But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
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Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
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I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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