i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Bring me that man meat
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Just puked most of my soul out..
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