I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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