member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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