It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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