And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
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