found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
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He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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