Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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