We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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