so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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