hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
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See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
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If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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