sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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