Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
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She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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