From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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