By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
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I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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