Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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