im about as happy as oj after his trial
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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