It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
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REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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