No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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