I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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