i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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